Comedian Andy Huggins shares his hilarious takes on everything from one-night stands to finding his spirit animal in his Don't Tell Comedy set!
Sep 24, 2024
Who's there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
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When should you love thy neighbor?
When her husband’s away on business.
Dave Chappelle - **HBO Comedy Half Hour**
A man decided to tattoo his wife’s name on his genitals. When hard it reads Wendy on the side of the shaft. When soft it only reads Wy. On his honeymoon in Jamaica, he’s in the bathroom and notices the guy on the urinal next to him also has Wy tattoo on his genitals. He asks him if his wife is also named Wendy. The guy replies, “No man, why do you ask?” The husband explains his Wendy tattoo. The stranger laughs and then says, (when hard), mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day”.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, cargo "beep beep!"
Charlie Murphy recalls two strange brushes with celebrity: one with a basketball-playing Prince and another with a face-punching Rick James. (Contains strong language.)
Contestants (Charli xcx, Kyle Mooney, Heidi Gardner, Marcello Hernández) create Thanksgiving-themed cakes on a baking competition show.
SNL Vice Presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) fields questions about running alongside Sen. John McCain while the real Gov. Palin confronts Lorne Michaels about the impression but is mistaken for Tina Fey by Alec Baldwin. [Season 34, 2008] Amazing!
Unfortunately, Alec Baldwin was not prepared for this at all.
A Christian guy named Bill saw an ad online for a Christian horse, so he went to check it out. The horse’s owner said, “It’s easy to ride him. Just say ‘Praise the Lord!’ to make him go and ‘Amen!’ to make him stop.” Bill got on the horse and said, “Praise the Lord!” Sure enough, the horse started to walk. “Praise the Lord!” he said again, and the horse began to trot. “Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord!” he yelled, and the horse broke into a gallop. Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn’t notice the cliff he and the horse were about to go over. Bill shouted “AMEN!” at the top of his lungs, and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff. Relieved, Bill said, “Phew! Praise the Lord!”
Don is so loved not just by me but millions. Get Smart as Maxwell Smart was genius. He was so perfect in delivery his stature was perfect. I have heard so much about Mr. Adams that I only wish I could have seen his show or even met him.
I understand his genuine ability to be a human being was apparent to anyone who met him. The greats and thank god we have people that want us to laugh in this world.
Nobody wants to hear stories about your food blog, grandma.
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So, each one goes into the woods, finds. a bear and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.” “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
During a lesson about adjectives, my friend, an elementary school teacher, asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother's hair as auburn. Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, my friend asked, "How do you know her hair color is auburn?" Her student replied, "Because that's what it says on the box."
What do you call sad coffee?
Despresso.
What's it called when you steal someone's coffee?
Mugging!
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot?
It's not fast food!
How do you make a cat go 'woof'?
Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
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