New York in May 2022
2012 In God We Rust. 10min Short Lewis Black discusses aging.
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
I am who is knocking.
Who are you?
Who's there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Settle down cowboy.
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
I prefer Google.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, cargo "beep beep!"
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us.
Open up!
Eddie Murphy 1982 his first TV appearance. There was no one like Murphy. His delivery here is flawless.
For what it's Worth - Amazing. To me the best the most real black performer I ever heard. Daves Mind is Extraordinary.
The Niggar Family
Rick James Stories
SNL Vice Presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) fields questions about running alongside Sen. John McCain while the real Gov. Palin confronts Lorne Michaels about the impression but is mistaken for Tina Fey by Alec Baldwin. [Season 34, 2008] Amazing!
Unfortunately, Alec Baldwin was not prepared for this at all.
SNL The Blues Brothers (John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd) perform “Soul Man.” [Season 4, 1978] Amazing comedy team.
Don is so loved not just by me but millions. Get Smart as Maxwell Smart was genius. He was so perfect in delivery his stature was perfect. I have heard so much about Mr. Adams that I only wish I could have seen his show or even met him.
I understand his genuine ability to be a human being was apparent to anyone who met him. The greats, and thank god we have people that want us to laugh in this world.
A Christian guy named Bill saw an ad online for a Christian horse, so he went to check it out. The horse’s owner said, “It’s easy to ride him. Just say ‘Praise the Lord!’ to make him go and ‘Amen!’ to make him stop.” Bill got on the horse and said, “Praise the Lord!” Sure enough, the horse started to walk. “Praise the Lord!” he said again, and the horse began to trot. “Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord!” he yelled, and the horse broke into a gallop. Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn’t notice the cliff he and the horse were about to go over. Bill shouted “AMEN!” at the top of his lungs, and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff. Relieved, Bill said, “Phew! Praise the Lord!”
When should you love thy neighbor? When her husband’s away on business.
During a lesson about adjectives, my friend, an elementary school teacher, asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother's hair as auburn. Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, my friend asked, "How do you know her hair color is auburn?" Her student replied, "Because that's what it says on the box."
A man decided to tattoo his wife’s name on his genitals. When hard it reads Wendy on the side of the shaft. When soft it only reads Wy. On his honeymoon in Jamaica, he’s in the bathroom and notices the guy on the urinal next to him also has Wy tattoo on his genitals. He asks him if his wife is also named Wendy. The guy replies, “No man, why do you ask?” The husband explains his Wendy tattoo. The stranger laughs and then says, (when hard), mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day”.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So, each one goes into the woods, finds. a bear and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.” “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
What do you call a book club stuck on the same book for years? Church.
Why are women so bad at parking? Because they’ve been lied to about what 8 inches looks like their whole lives.
What do you call sad coffee? Despresso.
What's it called when you steal someone's coffee? Mugging!
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot? It's not fast food!
Six-year-old Ned's mother was looking through an old family Bible when an oak leaf fell out. Ned said, "I guess that must be Adam's shorts."
How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
Lewis Black ranting on religion and the bible.
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